The Life and Crimes of Two Tone

What could possibly cause this dog to rape and murder the poor critter victims of the Backyard district of New York City? He had a good childhood of chew toys and birthday parties. His father was a well trained German Shepard and his mother, a Husky, had the prettiest ice blue eyes and a chest full a soft silky fur - a beauty queen indeed. Two Tone attended The School of Canine Etiquette and graduated with flying dog bones. Despite his red rocket showing all the time, he learned to become a gentleman rather than a humper. A remarkable creature with a mind of a murderer - this is the life and crimes of Two Tone.



Here is Two Tone at 5 months, sitting in his Ramen Noodles bathroom.



Two Tone doing naughty things.



Two Tone became a big boy and celebrated his first birthday.



And then this... along with a list of birds, opossums and some injured raccoons that were lucky enough to live another day.



With a new found taste for blood, there was no turning back.



This is the face of a serial killer - Jill Greenberg style.