Phallic Mammary Tattoos

Wow... from a boy named Corey from Las Vegas, discovered by the Relax boys on their journey to Magic.

www.sayrelax.com

Thank you, wonderful photographer Adam Au. To purchase tee, go to:

http://www.sayrelax.com.

To see Adam's sexy food photos, go to:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/otheradam

I am also unemployed, so hit me up with some job opps.

This shit is bananas!

Oh my god, I am going to pass out. How can anyone handle work and screen printing in one day.





Homies from Pocket Full of Monsters are painting! Be there!

Miss Mammaree

Car alarms went off, the house was shaking, I saw sparks outside my window, Grand Central exploded but I had to go silkscreening. Here's my 6 color piece called "Miss Mammaree", a Mister Softee knock off. I was drenched in rain and print ink. Some lady got scared when I sat next to her on the bus and backed off. Dayum, shits dry foo! Artists get no respect.

TOO BUSY FOR EVERYONE

I'm multi-tasking 3 or 4 different things and I've been having meltdowns when I just want to let those tears out, take a deep breath, and continue working.

I can't wait for San Diego Comic Con. I'm coming back tanned and Ganguro.

Vinyl Toy Network, San Diego

http://www.vinyltoynetwork.com

I'm a woman now.

The high school weight that've been carrying on my lobes are gone for good! This is a NEW Jen, a womens S, shoe wearing JEN!

Cooper Hewitt / Wassup Rockers

I went to the Copper Hewitt Museum in the upper west side today to see the Design Now triennel which will be up for a few more weeks. My faves were Pysop, Nicholas Blechman and Joshua Davis. I was supposed to have Joshua Davis as a teacher but something came up. I did speak to him in person and he was actually some tattooed punked out skate'n punk dude who just so happens to be a programming genius!



Wassup Rockers!

Jeremy Scott and Janice Dickinson made cameos. This was a typical Larry Clark film with 14 year old sex and lots of half naked little boys. I might want to see Ken Park if I'm feeling kinda pedophileish.

THE COLLABRO SHOW PICS

Thanks Persue / Bunny Kitty for working with me on my first canvas since uh... high school.

For Persue, check:

http://www.theseventhletter.com
http://www.bunnykitty.com



$6,000 Futura and Stash. I am a simple designer, I keep it pretty fair priced.



Mac and Siloette



Black man wants a piece of that pussy and cock... and he got it!



I missed my high school reunion but they came to me instead. Yay!

Phallic Mammary Freshness Banners

I check Freshness every other day, so it's pretty awesome to have banners up there... except I fucked up and didn't double check my banner specs.

www.freshnessmag.com

THE COLLABRO SHOW

The Collabro Show curated by Poor Al and Thunderdog Studios

The Showroom
June 9th, Sat. @ 7-?
117 2nd Ave. On the 2nd floor. (7th St. and 2nd Ave.)

Phallic Mammary does painting with Persue / Bunny Kitty

Takashi Murakami / Thirteen / Ocean's 11

I finally have time to see the Takashi Murakami show at the Gagosian Gallery, which is on the same block as my favorite Alain Mikli shop. His pieces are always so perfect - smooth and shiny like ghetto girl's fresh manicure. I kicked myself for not bringing my camera!!! And now it's over, finished, fin... le sad.

I also watched Thirteen with Evan Rachel Wood, who is 19 now and fornicated with Marilyn Manson in his recent short music video film. The bitch is a home wrecker and stealing Dita's pale faced burlesque hotness. Hold my shit, I'm gonna fuck this bitch up.

Ocean's 11 - smart, slick and classy. Lets rob a casino in Jimmy Choos... and get away with it without messing up my outfit just like those guys from Ocean!

It's a hot design poster too.

Pirates of the Caribbean / Little Man

(All of a sudden my blog is now a film blog.)

Rushed, you could tell by the movie poster - it's a photo of Johnny Depp with some smoke /fog action. What happened to the wonderful photoshop work from movie 1 and 2. Even the marketing campaign sucked! I saw more Spiderman 3 ads than Pirates. The movie was alright - great effects and fighting but some cheesy love shit going on with Calypso and Davy Jones. We all know she a ho and a home wrecker (like Evan Richard Wood) coz she done up Odysseus for 10 years. Calypso was played by a black woman though so I guess the interracial-ness made it hot. Also, why the hell is Keith Richards even in this? Pirates should take their time making part 4 coz there will be part 4 and it really doesn't seem that interesting. Please prove me wrong because I love Depp.


Great design.


Great design, again.


That's some bullshit art direction. What happened?

I just watched Little Man... and I've seen White Chicks. I know they're bad movies but I like dumb shit. Black comedy is brilliant and I mean it.

Spiderman 3 / Snakes On A Plane

Snakes On A Plane actually did not suck. Black people are funny. Seeing Kenan Thompson reminded me of "All That" when old school TLC promoted safe sex by wearing condoms on their faces. Rachel Blanchard from "Are you Afraid of the Dark" was in it too. Although she played a rich Paris-esque white girl, her name was however, MERCEDES. You tell me gurlfriend mmmhmmm.



Topher Grace played a sexy asshole in Spiderman 3. Tobey McGuire was also sexy asshole when he went all emo-gothed out. I've always thought they were the same person, so it's no surprise that they played sexy assholes together.



Oh and also, if I was a Miyazaki character.

An Inconvenient Truth

We're all going to die!
Al Gore is the new Captain Planet!
WATCH IT!

Phallic Mammary Phone Themes

Wow, look what I found! Someone went all out and made, not one, but three Phallic Mammary phone themes! It even comes with theme songs. I hope it's something nasty like Lil Kim.

http://www.sk3themes.com/index.php?author=xlotusx

Brazil / Heathers

Brazil had nothing to do with Andrienna Lima or hot sandy beaches, but it's about govenment security and unforbidden love :( The art direction reminded me of Blade Runner and Super Mario Brothers. Even Bob Hoskins, who played Mario, was in it. I used to get him confused with Danny Devito. Overall, the film was pretty tight though it should've ended a couple of times instead it went on forever.



Heathers was supposed to be Clueless and Mean Girls but it was fuck'n Columbine and Virgina Tech. The film actually had a story. I was hoping to see a bunch of hot girls going shopping and giving each other makeovers and playing matchmaker and then stealing each other boyfriends. I dig shit like that. Oh well, I still like watching the young Shannen Doherty. I reminiscence the time when channel 11, once WPIX (before WB, before CW11), and all they did was play "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" and Shannen played the quirky little sister.

Booby Trapped

Finally finished printing Booby Trapped.

ZLIK SHOW PICS

My Plastic Heart 210 Forsyth.


It's the Sullivan Crew!


Quick feeling up my Morning Wood, black man.


Graff kids don't wanna be seen, yo.


Party time, excellent! Covering Don with stickers!

When I listened to Screamo.

This photo was taken later in high school when I wore black everyday. With my punk rock attitude, I only shopped at super cheap second hand stores. DARE shirts and Dickies pants were my favorites. Ironically, I was actually really colorful freshman and sophomore year when I had 4 different colors on my head and my favorite store was Yellow Rat Bastard, where I purchased $100 Jnco big pants.