Takashi Murakami / Thirteen / Ocean's 11

I finally have time to see the Takashi Murakami show at the Gagosian Gallery, which is on the same block as my favorite Alain Mikli shop. His pieces are always so perfect - smooth and shiny like ghetto girl's fresh manicure. I kicked myself for not bringing my camera!!! And now it's over, finished, fin... le sad.

I also watched Thirteen with Evan Rachel Wood, who is 19 now and fornicated with Marilyn Manson in his recent short music video film. The bitch is a home wrecker and stealing Dita's pale faced burlesque hotness. Hold my shit, I'm gonna fuck this bitch up.

Ocean's 11 - smart, slick and classy. Lets rob a casino in Jimmy Choos... and get away with it without messing up my outfit just like those guys from Ocean!

It's a hot design poster too.