Vapors Needs an Art Director

I'm so sad. Chris might be leaving Vapors Magazine for Buck LA, which is totally amazing!!! BUT Who will do Vapors? Who will put my crap in it? Will I ever be in Hello My Name is? The worst part of all is that I get offered the position as art director, but I'm here in NYC. I have no intentions of moving to LA at all! This makes me unstable. REALLY UNSTABLE. I WANT TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP VAPORS ART DIRECTOR :( :( :(