Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The Many Mistakes of Pharrell and the Lady Bum

Okay, not that many, only 2... 2 BIG mistakes. How you gonna make a fortune and have your designers spell shit?


Skatebaord P? How about Skateboard P.


Forgot track 15?


Went out for lunch with David. It may be sunny, but shit's frozen!


Next time, I'll have enough money to get a Duck Shepard's Pie from Balthazar. How about it, Nibor?
http://www.balthazarny.com

I see the same lady bum everyday at the spot under he scaffolds at the cross section between Mercer and Spring in Soho. She's a classy bum with all her suitcases lined up. She even changes outfits sometimes. She is definitely a bum of great status. So after work today, I passed by her scaffold only to see her lying in this makeshift cardboard kingsize cradle-like bed with all kinda of different blankets that she probably collected. It looked really snug, but dirty, of course. She even had a bum boyfriend by her side. Haha Those 2 are gonna get it on tonight fo sho. Really, you gotta see the bed! It's definitely fuckable with all 4 cardboard sides up against the poles that made up the scaffold, makes great covering. You can't see em lying in there if you were in a car unless if you're in something tall like a van or a truck. I would've documented such extraordinary cardboard creation, but the lady bum sees me everyday, so taking photos is not a good idea.

2 comments:

XO said...

wow. someone got fired from that, man.

Jen said...

did i say someone got fired? i dunno what happened to the person who designed it really.